Wednesday, September 26, 2012

No Shoes No Shirt

But ya still get service(d)... haha... for some reason i haven't had a problem asking dudes to be shirtless for the sake of being shirtless lately... in fact... i'm up to three in as many days... unfortunately for me it's prolly the worst places ever... either way... there's nothing like gazing in some hypnotic state from afar at really sexy man muscles... especially when those come fuck me lines just draw my eyes down to happy town... i'm pretty sure that's actually why there are mirrors on the gym walls... it's definitely so the people on the cardio equipment can have a view from both sides.... sure does pass the time... passes the time later, too, when i have some nice things to masturbate to. i really do spend endless amounts of time wondering what a guy's cock looks like... haha

i'm feeling like i sold myself short yesterday... i surprised myself a little bit with my restraint. unneeded and in hindsight totally unnecessary... i'm not sure what it was.... all the elements were there... motive, opportunity, means, privacy, willing conspirators... next time... next time... save myself the 80 bucks too. perhaps i needed a little push... or a command. like i knowww but like i really needed to be sure...

so i went to atlantic city last week... got a nice room at harrahs for wednesday and thursday nights... wednesday night i chatted it up with a guy that was down there... it was nice to have an intelligent conversation without it turning into an all out debate... i think it's funny to watch people react to the fact that i put half naked pictures on the internet... it's like they never believe me, i show them and they're like OMG that's you??!!!  also the cupcakes at bill's burger bar are to die for... red velvet cake with this fudge injected into the middle then cream cheese icing and the whole top is covered in the most delicious sprinkles ever!! the burgers were good too. but mostly the cupcake.

met two more dudes at the bar for dinner the next night... one was a software programmer... he explained to me why everyone's iphone sucks ass when it comes to watching my videos... apparently google and apple had a little disagreement and google doesn't allow apple to use their shit anymore... kinda a bummer...

well gotta get ready for work! finish this a bit later...

okay... for some reason it's been pretty quiet in here today... monday and tuesday were nuts... damn jewish holidays... anyways... i've got some pictures!

4 out of 5 mornings i share the road with the guy... he lives a little bit before me and drives further down 70 than i do... he also drives like a complete fucking douche bag and it's taken me months to get a picture of him at a stop. 80mph down 70 when everyone else is doing 60 is not okay!
took my parking spot. and the one in front of it. drove around the building and did the same thing again... then...
this van drove into the front of him... haha... 
 Spell Check next time... jussst sayingggg....
 so... after many many phone calls to complain about how unthorough my cleaning company is... i talked to the girl that was cleaning my house while she was standing in my house saying she saw exactly what i was talking about... guess who was cleaning her own showers at 830pm?
for real... thought she was gonna go straight.. or left. ughh.
lady comes in and tells me she thinks she better move her car cuz it's in the middle of the road...

 literally went outside and parked it "better" illegally.
 reading a book... while parked in the middle of the road... then her kid got in and didn't buckle up...
 found this on my car. DON'T TOUCH THE PIMP MOBILE!!!
everyone else spends thousands of dollars to be a platinum member and get free parking... i just gave a bottle of water to an elderly degenerate in front of the right person.

 not incentive enough apparently...
 Love this outfit!!
It would look hotter on the floor... haha
 "i didn't know i parked bad because i'm on my phone"
 "are you guys hiring?" "you can take an app." "okay let me finish my cigarette and then talk to this guy i don't know in the middle of the road and then forget who i am" didn't even write her first name on the app...
 Drug deals...
 must have been drunk... if not... got license from cracker jack box
Let the chaos commence!!


  1. You have got the cutest little nipples. Wish i could suck and nibble on them for hours. Love the other pictures too. People can really be retarded

  2. i'm dying to see your pussy !!!!!!!! and a good doggy style shot from behind please!!

  3. Must be missing the best (used to be best) cleaning company in all of NJ!
    Miss you chicks, call sometime!
    <3 u, Missy

    1. oh i so am!! can't even pay someone to do a good job...

  4. Haven't checked in for a while and WOW!

    Great boobs, great ass and a great sense of humor!...i'll be paying more attention in the future.

    I gotta ask though- on that instructional video- i think you would have rather torn the underpants off your 'assistant' and had at her than that rubber dong- admit least that's what i hope was going to happen.....maybe in a future vid on the correct way to eat pie?

    1. lol... i can definitely make a video on that!! and thanks for the compliments!!

  5. Cutest lil nipples ha ha ha yea rite all you need is some syrup for those pancakes and a fat boy would be filled all week and not to be mean but your outfit is ugly don't you make good money I can tell you don't have style but u can hire someone to pick out your cloths! And I will never know why my seventeen yr old step son looks at this page it's all complaining and the only skin you show are those balloons and by the time you get to my age no one is going to want to see them so do your self a favor and get a caree bc selling your ass isn't going to have a ss check at the end when your All dried up