in other news... i've recently discovered that my vagina is very jealous of my mouth... i've got one of those sonic care toothbrushes... it's got like WAAAy more vibration power than my vibrator does...(even with fresh batteries)... that's not even fair... i think that Philips should perhaps consider making interchangeable parts for their toothbrush bases... bristles, cock head, back massager, smoothie maker... just saying... that would be a delightful "this product does it all!!!" infomercial. prolly one of their best sellers...
well... just because i'm having a hard time right now doesn't mean all my fans can't have a hard time too!
Wet T-Shirt Request!
(it was empty)
I'm a really good fake drunk
That should be a cock
Not that cold.
A little cold.
hehe... how is like half the shirt wet and half not?
Perhaps i need some more
Rub it in!
rip it off...
There's no way i'm ruining my shirt by ripping it
that just looks like i peed myself
I'm all wet, can i come in?
Should be a cock... again..
Well... i hope your hard time was better than mine! time to get some work done!!