Friday, January 20, 2012

Me Love You Long Time

so yesterday i got in the shower and conditioned my hair twice then shampooed it once before i realized it was the wrong stuff... couldn't for the life of me figure out why it wasn't lathering the first two times... LOL... retarded...

i've decided i need a new mattress... mine is way to firm... so if anyone knows where i can get an ultra plush king sized mattress for cheap please let me know...

there's a cop sitting in the parking lot.... not sure why... maybe he's anticipating something cool is gonna happen soon... too early for a bank robbery... no one is in the fire zone yet... it's slightly too early for the crazies... ah well...

is it bad that i sat in the bathroom yesterday for 20 minutes just to avoid having to hear my employee talk?  like took a chair in there any everything... read the news on my phone... kinda sad that i find a giant air compressor pounding in a 8 by 8 foot room more relaxing...

so i've noticed something quite disturbing lately... there are a whole lot more people walking around on major highways than there used to be... that's not the thing that bothers me... what does is for the life of me i cannot figure out why when crossing a busy highway do people walk so fucking slow???  like get a move on it... not only are you holding up my day you're seriously increasing the chances of getting hit by a car... just because pedestrians have the right of way doesn't mean you get to lolly gag around and potentially fuck up someone elses life that may or may not hit you... they are already traveling 50mph... and you're prolly fat anyway so a little elevated heart rate could do you some good.

oooh i almost forgot!!!  to the fucking scumbag in the gray ford fusion that works in the merrill lynch building who was obviously very late for work last thursday morning... shouldn't you know by now that when the slightest precipitation falls in ocean county the ability for people to operate their motor vehicles in their intended manor diminishes entirely???  there was absolutely no need for you to be doing 80mph down hooper ave when everyone else was doing like 40.  i couldn't even get out of your way fast enough because unfortunately i was stuck behind all these retards... next time anticipate the wall in front of you and stay off my ass...

got my hairs did yesterday... she said she was mixing some purple with the black... i cannot see it at all... just looks black to me... but it didn't cost me anything extra so no big deal...

i'm hoping that i get some early morning eye candy today... it should workout because his clothes are still here... i just hope he keeps his mouth shut this time... i used to find this guy so incredibly sexy but all he does is complain when he comes in here lately... and not even about the dry cleaning... about everything else in life... that really makes a hot guy unattractive quick.  but i'd totally still lick his ass...

oh it's 8am!  time to say good morning a million trillion times to every fucking person who just came in... individually... why can't one good morning just cover it allllllllll?????  i think i'm gonna put a sign on my back that says good morning so i don't even have to turn around... sometimes i pretend to be busy to avoid this... i really am kinda a bitch sometimes... in addition... why is it that when people are scheduled to begin work at 8am do they arrive at exactly 8am and then go to the store... and then eat breakfast... and then clean up from breakfast... and then take shit... and then eventually when they get around to it start working... but only after breaking the machine??  i would like to see how much production goes up back there (and pretty much everywhere) if people actually worked at work...

i'm hungry... but i feel like it's too early to eat... although my trainer says i should be eating more often... i wish i had the ability to make better food choices at work... i need a kitchen here...

omg i'm laughing so hard i could pee right now... mr. fuck me stare just came in here to pick up his stuff which he told me was for after 5 today... but who cares cuz he's hot as fuck and he can come play stupid any time he wants.. not what's funny... as i was pretending that i wasn't sure if his stuff was done or not... i was trying to look as his account in the computer but i accidentally hit the number lock button off and couldn't get in... so i made a comment to my retardedness... he told me that the other girl told him that when it's cold the computer freezes... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA... i know he wasn't making that shit up because i've actually heard her say that before but to me not to the fucking customers!!!  LOL!!!!  i hope he comes back later and that i'm still here so i can gawk at his pretty face.... lol...

okayyyy so it's friday... it's 3 minutes to 9am and i'm bored out of my mind... i also forgot my breakfast so i'm like starving... i'm really hoping for a nice easy day today... get out of here at a normal time... go home have my trainer kick my ass a bit... then cook something yummy for dinner... not sure what that's gonna be yet tho... prolly chickens... i'm starting to not hate chicken as much as i used to...

i keep thinking about the other day when one of my customers came in and told me a gay/racist joke but instead of saying fag and black guy used the names of two of my other customers who fit those descriptions... the joke was funny but doing that just tickled my inners... i'm still laughing about it... i guess it just makes me think that i was totally right about the one dude being gay... if it wasn't the mojito flavored chapstick i found in his pocket or the male nurse thing... or him not being attracted to me at all then it was definitely 100% confirmed when i asked where he's been and found out he moved to asbury park... ah well... he's still pretty sexy even if he doesn't wanna hit this...

speaking of not wanting to hit this... would it be considered rude to ask a person if they are into dudes because they flinched when i touched their arm and chest ripples the other day?  i'm kinda not sure what to think of that... i was kinda really offended... i'm not gross or anything and i don't have like evil finger disease... guess i should just write that off too... bummer.

just got a sudden burst of freezing cold air... nick must be here... i swear he lives in a barn... he will leave the doors wide open from the time he gets here til the time he leaves... so rude and costly... cuz i'm just gonna turn the heat on... dammmm it was already on... i guess i'll just freeze... (my nipples are hard... but it's too cold to take a picture so you guys can just use your imagination)...

got some customers coming in...

yesterday i accused a customer of ripping his jacket again just so he could come back and see me... that's logical right?

so i guess this day is starting off well... got an entire rack of work at 915am... i'm sure it's all saturday tho...

alrighty... it's 10am... i'm still bored but i found a banana oatmeal bar to snack on... i've got this craving for that thing where you melt cheese with salsa and mix it together... i think it's time for some x-files...

sooooo this guy just came in here... with his elderly mother for fittings... she asked me if it was ok if he ran some errands... i don't care... he then asked me if i'd like to do the errands and offered me "fi dolla" (think full metal jacket).... i told him i cost a lot more than "fi dolla" inflation and all... gotta take it from when the movie was set in not the year it was made and all... i'm pretty sure she wanted 15 dollars anyways...  he then offered me 50 dollars... still not enough... and at this point i'm not even sure if the payment is for grocery shopping or sucky sucky.... lol...

well this day just turned into a giant suckfest... my worker called out so i'm stuck here til four... annnnd all the work came back early.... fucking figures... at least i won't be bored for most of the next four hours... bah! 

1 comment:

  1. Instead of saying good morning, change it up some. Hit people with the "good afternoon" when it's 8AM. See if you can get one to panic that they overslept for work.

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