Monday, January 23, 2012

Stupidity And The Human Response

if one more fucking person comes in here and says "go jets" i might jump over the counter and choke them out... clearly the only people saying it are giants fans... remember what happened to rex ryan when he was talking shit??? don't think it can't happen to you guys too... 

so... my phone is a piece of shit... but what else is new... this time around instead of calling verizon i did the samsung live chat thing... it is their phone and all...

Chat Information Please wait for a Samsung Agent to respond.
Chat Information You are now chatting with 'Sheila'. There will be a brief survey at the end of our chat to share feedback on my performance today.
Chat Information Your Issue ID for this chat is LTK5640606417X
Sheila: Hi, thank you for contacting Samsung Technical Support. How may I help you today?
Visitor: my phone keyboard doesn't work... it's a touchscreen so this is a giant problem... i can't even stomach another call to verizon because those people have no clue
Visitor: an andriod keyboard error comes up and forces shut.
Visitor: also i cannot get the notification sounds to work for text messages... come to think of it... the email noise hasn't happened in a long time either
Visitor: this stuff all started happening after the phone forced a software update on me.
Visitor: verizon insisted on a hard reset (this is the only thing they know)
Visitor: i'm still having problems. i would just like to use my phone that i paid money for
Sheila: I understand that you are getting error message process.android.com force close when you use keyboard, am I correct?
Visitor: yes
Sheila: Thank you for confirming.
Visitor: np
Sheila: I should inform you that in order to fix this issue we need to reset the phone to factory defaults as the error message you are receiving appears when there is a software malfunction on the phone.
Visitor: ughhhhh
Visitor: this is the most obnoxious thing on the planet and i've had to do it 4 times in less than a year of owning the phone
Visitor: this was supposed to fix the problem last time.
Sheila: I am sorry for the inconvenience. Have you checked with the issue by changing keyboard on the phone?
Visitor: when the text box pops up the keyboard doesn't... so i hard press on it... it gives me the options i switch it to swipe (which i hate) and that freezes too
Visitor: i've cleared out pretty much the entire phone cache and everything
Visitor: why does this happen???
Sheila: It happens when we use third party applications on the phone from Market usually.
Visitor: i only have 2. neither of which use the keyboard. if i delete them will it fix the problem?
 Sheila: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Sheila: I am sorry, may I know what exactly you want to delete.
Visitor: the only two third party apps are words with friends and fruit ninja
Sheila: As the files are no corrupted so it might not be possible to resolve the issue by uninstalling them, as you need to do factory reset in order to fix the issue, I suggest once try uninstall them.
Visitor: i find it grossly unfair that sumsung can sell a product that has so many glitches. i feel as if i should be compensated for this constant inconvenience...
Sheila: I can understand your frustration but this issue happens with the application malfunction so we could not be sure of which applications to use, due to which Samsung doesn't recommend to use third party applications on the phone.
Visitor: everything is a third party application
Visitor: why would you make a phone that is capable of installing third party applications if the phone cannot handle it??
Sheila: Yes, few will cause issues and few not, so we can't be sure on this. If any application causes issues we need to uninstall it.
Visitor: that is the most retarded thing i've ever heard in my life
Sheila: I apologize for the inconvenience but I should inform you that we couldn't confirm the third party applications certainty for any operating system.
Visitor: so then why is your advertising geared towards it?
Sheila: I understand but all the applications are not faulty or incompatible to the phone few applications causes the issues and I should inform you that this a option to install application from Market which is a Android feature.
Visitor: okay so basically... it's like this... hey check out this cool phone it does all these cool things but only on tv??
Visitor: i have 1 more question.
Sheila: Sure, please go ahead.
Visitor: is your name really sheila?
Sheila: Yes. 

well that was fun... guess my evening is planned... anyways... it's been pretty busy here today... it's 11am already and i've got a ton of stuff to do... not really feeling like it tho... at least i'm not falling asleep anymore... 

a lady just pulled up into the firezone backwards... called the store and asked how much we charge for pants and shirts... then drove away... seems like a waste of gas to do it that way... 

it smells like chicken rice-a-roni in here... making me kinda hungry... 

it's so busy today i don't even have time to write what i want... so i'm just gonna skip to the pictures...
  
the finger is supposed to represent his dick... lol... i love my job
 finally starting to not feel fat.... so i'll be taking a lot more pictures now! 

getting there!!
well happy monday everyone!!

8 comments:

  1. First you look great.

    Second...i used to have a droid. Words with friends was completely fuckin up my phone. Hard resets. Factory resets. Uninstalled the app and never put it back on. It fixed most of my phone issues. Something about the app is not compatible with the droid/android software. Like urs my problem started after a big software update. Good luck. Get an iPhone. They have their own problems but far and away a better phone.

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  2. Why are you not giving some doggie or spread shots boo? Yea your tits are amazing ! Perfect nipples and size babe but your fans want more :)

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  3. Enjoying your blog a lot and you look smoking hot! Have a great day.

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  4. Blog is a great read, and I agree with anonymous 100%!!

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  5. I also agree with both anonymous users. There are only so many of the same shots your fans can enjoy. Give us more!!

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  6. Your blogs are hysterical and the pics are a great bonus. Please some more ass shots. Your ass is fantastic and perfect. If you need a novice photographer im available. Maybe ill take the 20 min drive and have my uniforms cleaned there. Also J.E.T.S... Jets Jets Jets. Gang Green runs thru my veins

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  7. uniform from where

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