Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Watergate

1.  i found 5$ on the ground while i was walking back from the bank... this surprises me because with the amount of crazies panhandling in the parking lot it's crazy that i found it.  looks like i'm getting free lunch today!

2.  i just called my dentist office to see if the oral surgeon had reviewed my x-ray yet... the first doctor said that i might have to go to a ear nose and throat specialist since my sinus is so close to my tooth hole... the woman on the phone says... "well you come in tomorrow and he (the oral surgeon) goes over it with you"  so i asked her how much that costs... SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!  "75$ to look at an x-ray and tell me his opinion????"  it's literally 50 dollar cheaper for me to just make an appointment with an ear nose and throat doctor and have him do the x-ray and tell me his opinion... so yeah.... i canceled that giant fucking rip off.... but not without questioning her about why it wasn't on the quote they gave me last week... it said... 100$.  i woulda been super pissed if i went there got charged 75$ and didn't even get the tooth taken out... this kinda makes me want to switch dentists...

3.  yesterday was by far the biggest waste of my life i've ever ever experienced...  oh fuck the fire inspector is here... 3. is gonna have to wait til later.... kinda wishing i was wearing something low cut right now...

so that wasn't so bad... he just wanted the registration fee...

okay back to 3.  yesterday... i come into work and check the money from the night before... i have the girl separate the checks, charges and cash... then total it... the total she wrote down was $147.25 higher than what the printout said... so like... how did we magically get extra cash?  a couple of things could have happened but first i checked the cash, check and charge totals... they were exact... next i start looking through the tickets that were taken in last night to see if she accidentally forgot to mark one paid... everything checked out... next up... check the charge slip to see if someone was charged twice... nope... so maybe she gave out an order to a customer took their money and didn't take it out of the computer?  this is a little bit harder to figure out since if she didn't use the computer the computer would have no record of it... so i start printing out inventory lists... i went a month and half back... NOTHING.... i recount the checks, charges and cash again... still the same numbers she was getting... called wil to make sure he didn't put extra change in the drawer... he didn't... i'm finally out of options... she comes in and i ask her... may as well talk to the wall... i let it go for a little while to get some other work done... go back to it.... i'm staring at the paper perplexed and it finally hits me... i never added all three together!  i just assumed a 25 year-old college educated person could ADD!!!  so while the checks, charges and cash were all correct the number at the bottom wasn't... ughhhh....

3.5  "Watergate"  so it's a little after 1 when she comes in... she goes to the back to get a water but we're all out... she comes up bitching that there's no water and they drink it all back there... (they also go to the store and get it 97% of the time)  so i told her to go get water from stop and shop... i give her a 20 dollar bill and tell her to get 3 cases of poland spring... i told her that they were probably not on sale and they should cost about 12 dollar... worst case 15 dollars... 10 minutes goes by and she comes back with the water and announces that she got them for 10 dollars... i was like oh okay they were on sale... til i look in the shopping cart and it's NOT POLAND SPRING.... i looked at her and said... "that's not the right water"  she's like ooooooooooh... i said to her that i know i told her poland spring very specifically and asked her if she has ever ever in the months that she's worked here had anything other than poland spring water in the back... she looks at me and says... "i knowwww"  you know?? are you fucking kidding me???? this is not hard... so a few hours goes by and i send her back to the store to return the water and get the right kind... 3 cases of poland spring... 25 minutes goes by and she comes running up the sidewalk with a shopping cart with 2 cases of poland spring... she gets in and i'm like where's the third?  she begins to freak out that she left it down at the stop and shop on the counter... how the FUCK did she push a shopping cart from one end of a strip mall to the other and not notice it was a case of 24 waters short???? she goes running back to get it... comes back in the door and exclaims that it's her lucky day!!!  apparently she dropped 5$ on the floor when she was leaving and if she didn't forget the water there she wouldn't have gotten it back... like it somehow excuses the fact that she literally wasted almost and hour on this fucking water.... never again... ever.

4.  why the fuck do people spit on the fingers to count money and think it's okay to then hand another person money covered in spit?? that's so fucking disgusting... every time someone does that to me i wanna spit right back on them... like seriously... gross...

well 45 more minutes of peace and quiet... i already got a bunch of work in today so hopefully the rest will come early and i'll be able to get the fuck outta here... had about enough of stupid shit....

2 comments:

  1. I see you work off of requests...can we get some pussy shots? Perhaps with some toys involved (maybe the vibrator you chipped a tooth with. See I do read the articles ha ha)?

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  2. think like a mildly retarded person or a 7 year old....then you will find the mistake right away

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