Saturday, December 31, 2011

See You Next Year (well this year now)

why do people have to be so cunty all the time??  like this lady came in to pick up a little girl dress that we redid for her 3 times.... the stains her child got on there were just NOT coming out... she then asks for a copy of her receipt so she knows what she paid... less than smart just gives her the one for the no charge... lol... as she walks out she says... " i'm never using this cleaners again... "  cunt... she drives a black mercedes with a personalized plate that says MSUMBRY...

another thing... how come you don't need ID to purchase something in a department store but when you want to return it or exchange it (even with a receipt) they want to see your license???  i think that's a bit much... you got your product back just give me my money back... can't do anything without the entire world knowing... let's say i wanted to commit murder... and i had recently returned a pair of jean to a store that checked my id... that could place me in the time frame of the murder...

ever go to the grocery store and as you're exiting some person is walking in through the exit door?  and every fucking time it's some cunty woman who smells like cigarettes and she feels like she should get to go first... if you want to go first go through the fucking in door...   geez...

nick is talking to me right now.... he stinks like cigarettes.... and as i was coming in the morning he intentionally whipped the van door at me full force... i asked him what the fuck?  he said... uhhhhhhh.... he reminds me of side show bob when he steps on the rake and makes that noise... i swear if he hurls one more piece of giant metal at me (rolling rack, van door, hand truck, stapler) i'm gonna fucking quit and sue the shit out of him. i'm gonna take everything he has and make him suffer.... he shouldn't get to treat people like that.

i really don't want to be here today... it's only for 5 hours but it's dragging realllllly badly... and i'm not even going out tonight... i wish the store was a bit busier... jessica is on her 3rd cigarette break in as many hours... no less than that... i've been here only 2.5 hours so far.... whatever... i give up on that battle...

i suppose i could get out of here but my boss insists that he's coming here so we can discuss the winter schedule... i really have no reason to believe him since he's been blowing me off for over two weeks now... but that's okay cuz i'm just gonna pay myself for sitting here.... i should get up and help the dude waiting in line behind this other lady who is also a cunt...  i brought this sweater in and it ripped... it's brand new and i only wore it once or twice or three times... people are so fucking cheap...

i need to come back to this later....

so i just went down to the stop and shop to get paper towels and toilet paper for the store... i'm walking back with two giant packages under my arms... i get most of the way back to my store and a man walks out and pretty much stops in the street and stares at me... as i get a little closer he informs me that he actually came here to see me and that he was disappointed that i wasn't in the store... he then tells me how it's a shame i had a boyfriend because he would sweep my off my feet... the entire time i'm listening to this i've still got all 12 roles of paper towels and 24 rolls of toilet paper under my arms... you would think someone who was soooooo into me would have opened the fucking door for me but NOOOOO.... no chance my friend... no chance...

1 hour and 30 minutes left... still haven't heard from my boss...  i'm not staying a minute after 3.  i'm not i'm not i'm not..

just got a bill in the mail for 25$ for a false alarm fee.... HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

so although i knew i didn't have my phone charger about 2 hours ago.... it didn't click in my head that i need the wire to upload pictures... soooooo i'm gonna have to finish this rant a little bit later... like monday....

omg this is the 3rd time i'm logging back into this... mr. fuck me stare just came in here with his wife... we did the stare thing anyway... holy crap i wanna just jump him in front of her... and then have her jump in too... maybe... i refrained from saying anything stupid today!!  i did good!! my goodness he is so fucking sexy mmmmmm!!!  ughhhh..... lol...

okay now i'm done for today... or maybe i should just wait til 3 to log out....

totally just looked for him on facebook... he's not there BUTTTT i did find someone else!!!  i'm too much of a pussy to friend request him tho...

i find it extremely annoying when people say "see you next year"  i get it... it's just tomorrow but it's stupid... really stupid... stop fucking saying it... ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

i've found that the sound of people chewing in a dead silent room absolutely disgusts me... like it almost makes me wanna vomit... yuck... slurping cereal or soup off a spoon is right up there on the nasty meter...

okay... now i'm really done for the day....

wow it is totally wednesday night... i've decided to finish this at home... i still haven't discussed the winter schedule with my boss but i do have some fun pics to post (some by request!)  !!   so even with the cord i couldn't get it to work... had to email them all... stupid...

you shouldn't park badly because.....
 someone WILL hit you!!  
 if you drive something this large... you don't belong in this spot... (12/23/11)

or these ones... (1/03/12)

and as per request!!  me and my Christmas Stocking!
 not sure where i was looking in that one!  lol




well i guess that's it for now!  leave me some love in the comment section! 


13 comments:

  1. speaking of the "see you next year" when can i stop saying Happy New Year to people without looking like I totally am not friendly at all. It's been 5 days. Do I have to say it every time I see someone for the first time in 2012?

    You should work in my office. Would love to hear your comments on some of the idiots I deal with.

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  2. Ugh... i haven't even said it once... i don't wish people happy holidays or anything either... it's always... "have a nice day" that's it... i don't care if i appear unfriendly...

    what kinda office do you work in?

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  3. It's really just a sales office, but we deal with people from all over. Nothing better than trying not to laugh when someone totally bombs on using a saying they shouldn't be. I had a guy tell me he couldn't come to work cause his "eye was paining" which I assume meant he had a headache. I never bothered to ask him what was wrong, and he never died so I know it wasn't a tumor or anything.

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  4. lol... i had a person call out the once because her dog couldn't shit... and just two days ago i had one attempt to call out because she broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to move her stuff out (she's 16)

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  5. Coincidentally, given the title of your posting today,one of my very favorite sayings is "C U Next Tuesday" and on the rare occasion that I get to say that to some twat whore cunt who I actually will have to see next Tuesday gives me the piss shivers just thinking about it.

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  6. LOL... i also get that lovely feeling when it actually applies... sometimes i go with C U next cuntsday which can apply always... but i stole that from an episode of weeds... lol

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  7. Here is a suggestion for the CUNTuesdays that come in your cleaners...when they bring in their husbands suit pants, before you move them off the counter do a crotch check, a double take and ask the CUNTY wife if its ok to re-dry clean these pants if the cum stains and stripper box streaks dont come out the first time? Just saying...

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  8. No new tit shots?? :(

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  9. can't have tit shots every time! but there will definitely be some in the near future! thanks for reading!! =)

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  10. Well, its still a great blog and you have a great body

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  11. Great blog, amazing body! Would LOVE some new pics

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  12. Yea, what about videos?

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