Monday, December 26, 2011

Got It... Sell It... Still Got It...

Something I will never understand... why is it that when someone hands me a credit card and i hand them a pen do they ALWAYS always ask me if they need to sign something?? like wouldn't the pen be a pretty solid clue that a signature might be required?  we have a terrible pen shortage around here so i'm certainly not the free pen patrol... are people really that stupid? 

so i know it's been a while since i've written... i have been soooo freakin busy between work and getting ready for the 3 days of christmas at my house... now that all of that is over with i can get back to what i love... complaining, stating the obvious and posting my naked ass on the internet... a few people have requested that i post pussy pics but i don't do that... sorry.  i'm hoping to one day have a website for pictures like that and of course much naughtier... don't worry i'll keep everyone in the loop... 

also contributing to my slacking off of the blogging is the crazy pain i've had in my hip and leg for the last week.... i went to the chiropractor twice now and i just can't get any relief... pain pills aren't helping either... i'm not even sure what kind of doctor to go to next... so if anyone has any insight or suggestions throw them my way...

the store is so slow today... but it's the day after christmas and we shouldn't even be open... everyone else i know has off... totally not fair... i'm trying to get out of here early and get to my computer guy... my laptop battery experienced a complete failure the other day... i got my boss to agree to buy me a new one at whatever price it costs since on saturday i found myself in a best buy trying to get a cheap computer last minute for his wife 1 hour before my guests were supposed to arrive... LOL... ended up getting this awesome samsung for like 300$ just because it was a demo... it's like a 700$ computer!  score!!  my boss actually thought that the size of the screen on the computer determined the price... he just couldn't grasp that a 10 inch sony could cost waaaaay more than a 15 inch dell... lol...

looks like i've got some customers coming in... i'm not exactly happy about this because of the amount of effort it takes to get up out of this chair... but what hurts the MOST is sitting on the potty... weird... this would be one time i wish i was a boy... the man that just came in had his little girl with him... he was trying to get her to have a conversation with me but she was acting very shy and hiding... that's really odd... it's usually the little boys who won't talk and hide in their parents...

so wil hasn't said a word to me about my shitty jets team losing to his equally shitty giants team... it's gotta be brewing in there... gotta be... i even wore blue today to show that i am not a sore loser... but i guess i kinda am a "sore" loser... back pain pun!  LOL... it's fucking freezing in here!! 

alrighty... it's almost 10am and i've got 3 more hours til jessica gets here... she was actually not annoying last week at all... no tears no bullshit... i guess those meds she takes really do work... which is good for me... i'm still trying to find a way to get a third worker here tho... just in case someone is sick or needs time off... 

i had to cancel yoga today.. =(   what bothers me the most about this back/hip/ass/leg thing... i've been working so hard to stay consistent with my workouts... never canceling even when i feel like shit... just doing it... and i end up so hurt i can't even move and i have no idea what i even did... at least i can still eat well... i actually feel skinnier than i have in a while... guess it helps to cut out all the crap in my diet...

got some pictures! 
went over to danielle and ryans the other day.... ryan made a roast beef vagina for me... over-sized clit included!
and i made a cookie cock and balls to go with!  it didn't stay together tho  =( 

so one of my customers just told me he was "k-mart smart" since he is using one of his buddies to do some emergency plumbing in his house after a bad weekend with the in-laws...  but then we got to discussing what exactly is k-mart smart and how does it relate to things like genius and let's say "walmart smart"? to aid in this explanation i made this easy to follow chart of smart consumer status. now keep in mind (as brought to my attention from another customer) not all people fit into these categories... i.e. people with super bucks that don't care how much it costs as long as it gets done quickly and people who have to buy custom thing to fit their bodies. 

moving alone... so the other day... i was waiting on a customer and my bf was talking to me from across the store... he said he wanted to open a yum yum yogurt in the empty space... the 90 year old customer at the counter then says... "you know what they should put there?  a whore house"  then continues by explaining how it's the best business there is becaaaaussseeee.... "you have it, you sell it... you STILL have it!"   i fucking LOVE when old dudes come out with shit like that... lolol....

well the store is way busier now and i've gotten nothing done in the last two hours... sooooooo here's a picture of my ass followed by a front shot!

Merry Christmas!!

4 comments:

  1. Keep the ass shots cumming! That is one fine posterior. Need to see that thing bounce... ummmm ummmmm good! :P By the way I do read your blog too. You're quite entertaining.

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  2. thanks! i'm glad you like!! it's way to entertaining to just skip to the pictures...

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  3. Your friend's roast beef vagina makes me want to vomit - does he work in an old folks home or something?

    PS - Nice titties.

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