Thursday, November 3, 2011

A True Professional

so... i've decided it's not my ability to remain calm and control the situation when an unhappy customer comes in screaming and complaining that makes me a good manager... but controlling my urge to crack up hysterically when a 20 something year old girl and her boyfriend come in and tell me that her sweater is covered in dingleberries and she would like to know if i could get them off for her that sets me aside from most.  i'm cracking up right now as i'm typing this... my eyes are watering... do u correct a person when they accidentally confuse pills or even balls of fuzz with left over toilet paper stuck to your ass? lmao...

so Halloween was way much fun!  dressed up for work all day... the old ladies LOVED my costume... and the old men too... and pretty much everyone... missed out on going to the parade thanks to a pounding headache but at least i got to give out some candy... which brings me to my next point... in the 3 hours i was home for i got about 20 kids at my door.... that's such bullshit... i remember when i was a kid we would go around the neighborhood for hours in giant groups... hundreds of kids... like people would actually run out of candy... i coulda given them half a bag each and still had some left over... and how fucking lazy are parents these days... like yeah i get that you wanna watch your child cause if you don't they absolutely will get abducted and molested by a sex offender but instead of following them at 2 mph in your minivan on the wrong side of the road... park your fucking car and get your ass out and walk with them... i'm sure you could stand to lose a few pounds if you're lazy enough to think this is a good idea... it's just not like it used to be... people say that there are more messed up people you have to protect your kid from... there's not more of them... there is just a system which allows us to know where they are...  i posted the pictures of my costume on my facebook page... Imma Bee... lol

so it's 8am and i haven't gotten a single customer yet... i'm kinda bored and i'm debating trying to get this nexflix dvd to work or just cutting my loss and put it in the mailbox so it gets out today... but the mailbox is sooo far away and it's cold out... ooh a customer... yay!!

it's not very often that i wanna call out of work and lay in bed all day but today is definitely one of those days... can't seem to wake up... sinuses are clogged... feel like crap.... but i guess i have no choice since there is no one for me to call out to... such bullshit... lol... well that's all i've got for now... time for some x-files and a yogurt...

so like... it's now the next day... somewhere around 9am yesterday i got this crazy fever body ache stomach ache thing and forced myself to leave work at 12... stayed on my couch til like 11am today... still feel like garbage...

i just watched this lady who is a semi-regular customer let her feeble crippled husband wobble in here from the middle of the parking lot dropping his clothes off his walker... i went outside and picked them up for him while she sat in the car... this lady annoys the shit out of me normally... she's a reverend at her church... she was lecturing me about god one day and actually pronounced immaculate "immacoooolate"... so like yeah... that annoyed me but this just disgusted me... i love how people think they are all high and mighty but then do outright fucked up shit... can't have it both ways...

i just ate a garlic knot... it was delicious but now the entire store reeks... reeks sooo goood.... mmmmm

i could let jessica go home early today since she did work alone yesterday from 12 to 7 but then she would lose the extra hour she gained yesterday and that's just shitty... not that it hasn't been happening to me lately... last week i lost like 100$ because my hours at lakehurst got taken away from me... i'm reallllly really trying not to be mad about that... gotta find another way to make extra money... not dancing tho because apparently i'm still not allowed to work at delilahs... i heard it sucks there lately anyway... not that i've ever had a problem making money...

i really hope all the green shit from the garlic knots got out of my teeth cuz this customer was totally just flirting with me... well... i think he was flirting with me... although it was mostly banter about how his football team is superior and how he hates all jets fans solely because they are jets fans... i assured him there are plenty more reasons he can find to hate me...

i feel like an asshole sitting here blogging while she does all the work... NOTTTT!!!  lol...but for realz... i should get back to work...

5 comments:

  1. I thought my facebook was wide open... I'll have to check on it later

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  2. there should be no reason why you can't see the pictures... the link works and my profile is public.

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    That's all I get. Maybe it's only public if your already signed into Facebook?

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  4. That should be "you're" and not "your" - I know how bad grammar makes you stand by the side of the road and get all CRAZY...

    :-)

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