Friday, October 28, 2011

Not Sure What I'm Quitting But I Quit

so the last 14 hours have been a wonderful mixture of emotions and such...

so last night it's getting closer to 7pm and i'm about to leave work... there was this weird dude that kept walking back and forth passed my store... and a customer earlier said the guy musta been one of the crazies from across the street cuz of the way he was just lingering around... he wasn't a disheveled mess tho... but he was still acting really weird... so i'm like okay great i parked my car around the building today and i really hope this guy doesn't like come after me... so i open the door to leave and he's like.. "oh i just wanted to make sure you got out safely and that none of the creepers bothered you" perhaps maybe the security guards here should start dressing differently so we know they are security... or perhaps maybe like come in the store and let me know who they are instead of making me anxious as they wait outside... just a thought...

i'm super stoked that i found the costume i wanted!!!  and while i was trying it on in store i was totally screwing with this man who was waiting for his wife to try stuff on... i forgot to close the fitting room curtain all the way when i got changed... i watched him watch me in the mirror... then i came out in the totally slutty costume to look at it again in the bigger mirror... i asked him his opinion... haha!  then got changed again with the curtain not all the way closed... kinda cruel but definitely waaaay funny for me...

after waiting for like 15 minutes in line to pay for the costume the kid at the counter gave me 20% off "because you're hot"  ego boost!!  i told him i loved him and gave him the address to my blog as a thank you... so cashier number 3095539  i hope you are over 18 because i totally didn't even think of that til i got home and felt like a potential child endangerer...

got home and tried my costume on and it's sooo freakin cute!  this is how i'm gonna wear it to work... can't be having tits and ass hanging out all over....
 pictures of how it's actually supposed to be worn will be taken at a later time  =)

so there i was thinking i'm having an awesome morning... nothing really bothering me... no dry cleaning emergencies.. excited about halloween and having the morning off to get things done tomorrow when my bf calls me to tell me his car broke down... TOTAL BUMMER!!! so he comes to get my car... now i have no freedom... who the hell knows what's wrong with the explorer... he asks me to see if i can get it towed... (too bad it's not the middle of the night on a deserted road) why the fuck would you ask me to get something done (which i totally did... within a reasonable time frame for a reasonable price) and then without even telling me go and get it done yourself? i hate that shit... looking like an asshole was not on my list of things to do today... so... mr. tow truck guy (who i was told had to be woken up) sorrrrrrrryyyyyy, i owe ya...

so i could barely process that when mr. fuck me stare came in to drop off some stuff... i haven't seen him in FOREVERRRRRR!! and he was alone today... totally hot... and we were soooo doing that staring and exchanging of stupid comments thing... i showed him the picture of my costume... he commented on the weather and how it's supposed to snow on sunday... i explained to him how that was impossible because it's only october... he agreed... and then i said if it snows i quit... not sure what i was quitting but i quit... 

now that i'm thinking about it i'm kinda bummed that i don't have a car... i was doing so good with this going to the gym thing... it's kinda okay for tonight tho because my trainer is coming over... i really hope i make it home in time...

some guy just called to ask me the status on his coat... like something has changed since the last time he called and couldn't pay for it... why would you drop your shit off at the cleaners if you cannot pay for it????  and he just called me back again 15 minutes later to make sure i wasn't gonna give his coat away.... my goodness!  NO ONE WANTS YOUR COAT!!!  lol... except you... so get the 45$ and come pick that shit up... lol

feeling kinda lazy today... the store is slightly busier than i would like it to be right now... i guess it's just payback for all of the fucking off i did last night... seriously... from like 5 to 6 pm alls i did was bullshit with a couple customers... who i happen to know from like 1997... lol... i've got this incredibly crazy memory... i remember everyone and everything... i should find a way to make money off that...

oooh look another idiot who can't park in the lines...

 next up... two fire zone parkateers...

and finally... i was thinking about getting t-shirts made... just to make people feel extra stupid and lazy...
theeeeee enddddddd!

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