Monday, August 8, 2011

Multiple Orgasms

incestuous erotica is NOT okay... it's NOT okay anonymous friend. ... it's not okay in England and it's not okay in Toms River, NJ. it's not okay... i t  i s  n o t  o k a y... ever.  lol... it's just not. gross yuck eeeew want to barf and then barf again from seeing the barf... it's not even okay on tv when you know the actors aren't related...  it wasn't okay in that movie where the sister wanted to fuck the brother... and then in the spoof of the movie where the sister wanted to fuck her brother... i do not like it in a house i do not like it with a mouse.. and if people procreate with their genetic matches everyone is gonna end up like the jews... with ugly sunken eyed babies...

moving along... i'm on day 7 of 12 hour days... i'm exhausted... i'll prolly start leaving the new girl alone on wednesday night... she's not an idiot so she should be fine...

i'm thinking a movie is in order... beee back laterrrrr...

dear mr no shirt,
... i just wanted to let you know that you are absolutely the sexiest customer i have... it's not just that you look fabulous with your shirt off... it's more of the way you parade yourself around your truck... the way you exit the drivers side and walk slowly around to the passengers side to put your shirt on to come into the store...then how you remove your shirt on the passengers side and walk back around so beautifully shirtless... your tan skin glistening in the sunlight still sweaty from your workout... i swear i could cum just looking at you... it's like time stops in the cleaners while i'm watching this... mmm mmm mmmmmm
sincerely, kristina... 
 p.s. i would lick your ass.

hahahahaha.... i need a minute...

my minute was interrupted... but in a very good way... we will call him mr. hands off... only because he's not into girls... i can still loooook thoooo =)

well this has been the opposite of a productive day so far... i'm sure it will bite me in the ass later... back to the movie!

didn't get to watch much more of my movie... i've got this stupid headache... machines are breaking but the new girl is doing really well... i'm looking forward to a couple hours off at the end of the week... we will seeee! 


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