Saturday, June 18, 2011

In A Whore House With A Pocket Full Of Hundreds...

you'd think that would make it easy right?  ughh... this day is wickity wickity whack.... and if i was a dude that's exactly what i'd be doing right now... but alas... i have no penis... and nothing to do all afternoon.... all my friends are in vegas and i'm not... work is dead... don't really feel like gymming... or going there for a while... i think i was supposed to workout with my trainer today but he hasn't texted me yet... it's too fucking hot to workout outside anyway... not really a fan of heat stroke... over time and dating are getting in my way of a good time right now... what to do?  what to dooooo???  shopping?  naah.  unless someone wants to buy me something... or lots of somethings...

bring it back to yesterday night for a hot second... i went to the brick shoprite to get some dinners... i'm walking out to my car and this confused looking guy stopped me to ask me a question... but pretenses it with as long as you're a friendly and non-violent person.... i'm totally non-violent (unless of course someone gets jelly in the peanut butter or vice versa... that's just naaaasty).. anyways... talking in a completely fake gay voice he starts telling me that he's a theater major and needs to earn his way through school... i tuned out most of what he was saying but i do recall him high-fiving me a lot.... like... oh yeah i make videos on youtube... high five.... i have a boyfriend for 7 years.... high five... i wipe my own ass.... high five... what the shit???  anyways... turns out he wanted me to buy magazines... and claims he's not actually gay... whatevs...

so it's 3:30... and like seriously... i need my loofa and body wash... i'm too broke to be replacing these things... but then again i waste razors alllll the time... like today... fuck me... seriously.

i just found a flash drive with a video of me stripping on it... lol... if my pussy wasn't showing i'd post it on here so i was thinking maybe i'll go home and make a new one... maybe....

some old dude just brought in a shirt from september 18th 2010... and complained that it was pressed poorly... or maybe it was just JAMMED IN YOUR FUCKING CLOSET FOR 9 MONTHS!!!!! asshole...

some girl that used to work here just came in here too... if i recall correctly she got fired for screaming and cursing at a customer... and something about chicken... it's a fuzzy memory... lol...

for realz we just sat and did nothing for an hour... and now alll these customers are coming in... all wanting stuff... geez... was gonna leave at 4 but i guess not... not that i really have anything better to do...

please leave suggestions for songs to strip to in the comment section!

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