Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Am Soooo Fucking

HORNY!!!!!

 everything is turning me on today... starting with this customer that came in this morning... i swear we like eye fucked each other... like... didn't stop staring at each other the entire time he was in here... sexy as hell... yesterday mr. berner... mmmmm i'm starting to reallly realllly hope he's not gay... alls i can think about is him walking up to the store stripping his shirt off wind blowing his hairs around and then it starts raining... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... back to the dude from this morning.. he's a state trooper so i looked him up on data universe to see his first name... then i tried to find him on facebook with no success... =(....

i want some like the scene i just watched on Weeds... come in... close all the blinds and TAKE your way with me on a cheese slicing table...haha... you're prolly not wearing anything but a track suit no shirt no undies... sweaty from your recent jog....

wow... now that my mind is completely out of the gutter and into the toilet thanks to Krystle here... eeeewwww.... i guess i should get back to work....

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