Friday, March 25, 2011

Cloudy With A Chance Of MEATBALLS!!!!!!

so i know it's been a while since the last time i've blogged... butttt i'm back and there is a lot to cover... so enjoy the ride...

went to Atlantic City for 2 nights a few weeks ago... had a nice massage and encountered some of the weirdest people... i beat this loud mouth mother fucker at the poker table with a 10-6 off suit... we both had a straight but i had the higher one... then i made some dude buy my dinner... i got prime rib... then embarrassed him by asking the waiter for Valtrax... haha...
so after the elevator told me that it was experience minor technical difficulties i decided to take the stairs... now... this confused me a little bit seeing as roofs are usually on the top of building and not the bottom... also... "exit discharge" is actually NOT the ground floor and in case of fire everyone would be FUCKED because this stair case outlet to a hall way with NO signs and four directions to pick from... 



this happened to be 2 days after mr. asshole tailor at my cleaners job told me that "jesus loves you and i love you" .... why did i ever agree to come back to this hell???

AMAZING!!! get some... and get the baby back ribs ones too... i don't really understand those one tho because they are Parve... but pork flavored... lol... delicious! 
LOVE this outfit... too bad the undies left allll these little specks on my girl parts that glowed in the black lights... looked like i had a damn disease or something... ahhh well... 
A little bit blurry but my boobies look pretty good... 


this is a shirt that i wear as a dress... too much flash... but whatever..

at the gym... and why the fuck do my pictures keep having these weird bars on them???? 
this person must like cabot cheese more than i do... mmmmm cheeseeeee
went to the teacher/cop basketball game with krystle... woulda been way more fun if all their wives and childrens weren't there... 

so... now i'm back at the cleaners on the regular... superfuckingawesome... not really.... 

when you get the chance... watch Archer... it's the shit. 

anywho... so my bankruptcy is FINALLY gonna be filed next week... cannot wait for this shit to be over with... for reals... had about enough... last night i had to take this pre-bankruptcy course... it was absurd... i read the stuff online then took the online quiz... i passed... then i had to have a 45 minute counseling session with a debt analyst... at 815 i get a phone call from "josephine" i know she's full of shit because she's INDIAN!!! a fucking woman who cannot even speak clear english is gonna talk to me about me for 45 minutes???? serrrioussslllyyy????  so already annoyed a started answering questions very sarcastically... which she picked up on... WTF??? i paid for this shit!! she should not be allowed to yell at me....  so 42 of the longest minutes of my life later she lets me know that "this is not my fault... it's the economy"  are you fucking kiddding meeeeeee????? you're goddammmm right it's the economy!!!! maybe because we keep OUTSOURCING ALL OUR FUCKING JOBS TO INDIA!!!!!!!!!!!

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