Wednesday, February 2, 2011

All These Episodes Of "Lie To Me" And I've Become Quite The Deception Expert

Mrs. FuckingRubens  YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN HERE AND LIE TO MY FACE?  Lucky for you you sent your husband in here and i'm not gonna argue with an old man... you wore this fucking jacket you dirty bitch... you did pick one up yesterday but it sure as hell wasn't this one...

where's the green tag that's supposed to be on there from when we cleaned it?  why is it covered in pet hair?  why is it on the wrong fucking hanger?  why are there fresh stains all down the front?  why can't your dumb ass husband look me in the eye when he says "we didn't clean it" 

what the fuck is wrong with people?  do they really REALLY think that we take the clothes you bring in and just put them on the rack and give them back without cleaning them???  to make a statement like that just shows your ignorance... but Mrs and Mr. Rubens... this time you are right we absolutely did NOT clean THIS jacket...   cheap ass mother fucking jewey jews wanting shit for free....

moving along.... wil says to me... "i don't curse" after about 10 f words came out of my mouth... to which i reply... "and i don't believe in god... now we have 2 things NOT in common"  like just because you don't choose to do something doesn't mean i can't... you don't eat red meat? i'm having meatballs for dinner... guys pee standing up... should girls start doing that too?  since when does a compilation of letters that form a specific sound hurt anyone? 

some guy just said this to me...
hola buenos dias
que bonito pelo   
and i know what it means!!!!  yay meeeee!!! i'm gonna learn this spanish thing eventually..

i'm really starting to feel like everyone's punching bag lately... so if you wanna beat me up for something that someone else did to you kindly let me know BEFORE you do something fucked up to me... this way i don't have to be insecure... i'm actually a great listener and offerer of unsolicited advice if you wanted to go that route instead. 

there is a woman in front of my store right now waiting for tailoring... she just asked me if wil was the owner... i said no... she said should i tip him or something?  is she expecting this for free?  i know it's just a clasp but he is doing it RIGHT THIS SECOND for you and it does cost him time and money to sew it on... how do i answer this??? people are so so weird today... before she made that stupid statement she was telling me how it's foggier on the side roads than on the main roads...how the fuck does that make sense?  if someone could kindly find the science behind that and send it this way it would be appreciated.  
 
so this morning nick gave me a soaking wet box of staples... so to prevent them from becoming a box of rusted staples i laid them out on the counter to dry...



great way to waste some time...

a guy just came in here and told me that i forgot to give him his sweater... he was in here 20 minutes ago and i told him he was too early to pick up his sweater... he said oh i forgot you told me that... and then he got in his car and drove away... i hope he didn't forgot how to drive....

so i go to the pizza place to get some lunch... i asked the girl if they could make a blt... she says no... like... they have sammich bread... they have bacon and they have lettuce... maybe i should order a turkey club with no turkey and no cheese... hmmmmmm

it absolutely annoys me when people arrive to work exactly on time... i guess because they leave no room for error... at all... even worse than people who arrive exactly on time are people who think it's okay for their dad to be the one who lets their coworker know they are coming in at 130 in stead of 1.... like seriously... this is your job... shouldn't you feel obligated to make a phone call?  is daddy gonna call you out of the police department too?

i need to get the fuck outta here... 
 
this is the camera i want! 
 
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sony+-+Handycam+Digital+Camcorder+with+80GB+Hard+Disk+Drive+and+2.7%22+LCD+Monitor+-+Red/9770897.p?id=1218170523561&skuId=9770897
 


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