Friday, December 3, 2010

Cracking Skullz

So... my boss shows up here this morning... he is SCREAMING HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AT THE MEXICANS... i didn't think it was gonna be this bad... there were two Wednesday orders that came in on Saturday morning that were not done yesterday...  Carmen says that Nick said they were for tomorrow but the tickets clearly say Wednesday... pretty sure if he keeps up at this rate he's gonna blow an artery...

A lady comes in with a suit and shirt and says "can you clean this a little?"   maybe i'll just put half of it in the machine...

Still screaming... found 2 more Wednesday orders that weren't done... he just showed me his extra blood pressure pills...

Finally gone.... it's much quieter now... store is pretty slow today... except of course for the guy who just came in asked for his stuff to be done tomorrow... lol  oh and the 15 cents dude actually came in with 15 cents... i'm in shock... perhaps this day won't actually be that bad.

I brought my video camera to work to put together the latest collection of ridiculousness but since this is windows 7 and my camera is old i do not have the proper drivers and this project will have to wait til i get home later...

My doctor finally called me with my blood test results... this actually happened yesterday but i think i just needed some time to mentally process what's wrong with me... she said i have epstein barr...(of course i'd have a disease named after a jew) which causes swollen lymph nodes and fatigue... and there is no cure or anything to even make it go away faster... then she says that 98% of the world has it and tells me to take a nap.  i suppose since she was so nonchalant about it i prolly shouldn't be all worried.... me not worried... riiiiiight.... i googled for hours last night... according to wikipedia it's a cancer causing version of mono hv4... it can last 4 to 6 weeks... so what have i learned?... i'm gonna die so i should spend my time napping... this is just great.   okay maybe that's a little bit dramatic but isn't that what blogging is for?
 Pretty little disease eh? 
someone told me the other day that backing a pick-up truck into a parking spot is easier than pulling in forward... can someone tell me why this dude felt the need?

A Spanish speaking customer just came in the store and heard Carman talking in the back.... he says "oh boy"  i asked him what she was saying... he said she was yelling at the other girls about how they aren't doing it right... lol  then he asks for his shirts on saturday instead of monday... the guy directly after him did the same thing... then asks me if i need to change the day on his copy... why would i need to do that?  he's taking it with him what that piece of paper says has no bearing on what actually happens... people are dumb

Mrs. Pantaleo just came in... last week i told her we prolly shouldn't launder her blouses with fancy buttons because they will break off on the shirt machine... she insisted.... this week... same thing... except she adds "they never break off"  guess she hasn't looked at the blouse from last week yet because every single button on that one shattered into a million pieces... i made her sign the ticket this time around...


a guy came in here with a giant bag and told me he was gonna make a huge dump on my counter...  i'll never grow up... lol
fire zone assssssholeeeee.....

it's club shirt laundry in the back today... damnnnnn she's a sexy bitch..... haha

this day is so incredibly boring right now...

so my boss just sent this military dude all the way down here to get patches sewn on for monday... there is absolutely no reason in the world why they couldn't just take it in there...  on a nice note... the lady that was in here when he dropped them off paid for his order when he left... that's the second time that's happened in two weeks..

a guy just came in here and told me this sob story that he ran out of fuel and he needs to get home to brick and his wife is a customer here... so i gave him 4$ that i found... and if i wasn't alone right now i'd follow him to the liquor store and watch him spend it on booze... dammit... lol

the microwave broke... conveniently after everyone else ate lunch

well the last 2 hours have been filled with joy... around 115 mr cowan came in to pick up his two pants that were supposed to be here last night... the girl i work with put them in the wrong day.... and to top it off one of the tags fell off of the pants... i was lucky enough to get the one pair of pants back before the customer came in but the other was still at lakehurst.  he seemed pretty annoyed that the second pair wasn't back even tho i explained to him what happened and they should be back within the hour.  a few minutes later i got a phone call from his wife demanding to know what happened to the pants.  i explained to her like i did her husband that the tag fell off the pants in the cleaning machine and we did not know the pants were hers until they cleaned the trap on the machine and found the tag.  this answer was not good enough for her, of course.  she wanted to know why i didn't call her to tell her the pants weren't there last night.  about 10 items weren't here last night... she demands to know when they will be back and i told her about 45 minutes when the driver gets back here.  that wasn't good enough. so i take her phone number and tell her i would call her back. i confirmed the time of 123 with her. in the next 9 minutes she called me back 3 times and i tried to explain to her yet again that the pants were complete and done and in transit to our store from the place they do the dry cleaning.  this wasn't good enough.  by 140 she's standing in the front of the store giving me the death stare while i wait on another customer.  after that man leaves she demands again to know where her pants are and accuses me of blowing her off because i was with another customer... so not the case... she didn't even know that in the 17 minutes since her first phone call to me i've been on the phone with 3 different idiots at lakehurst on a series of 4 phone calls and 1 to nicks cell phone to try to get these pants back to her... then she starts telling me how i'm rude because i did not offer her an apology. i stood there and took the bashing from this lady for about a minute then i lost it on her. as she kept going on about how no one said they were sorry i told her i wasn't sorry and sometimes mistakes happen and i was doing all that i could to get her these pants.  then she tells me that her daughter used to work here and she would never be so rude to a customer. i said right back to that yeah she probably knows how to deal with people like you from living in the same house.  she did not like that one bit. she asked me how i could be so rude to her... i not so kindly reminded her that i've been dealing with her attitude since the first phone call.  she didn't like that much either... then she said she wanted to talk to wil.  i said no use in that since he's not my boss.   but she just kept on going... she then was like well where are they coming from that's 3 and half miles away... i told her the other store was in manchester. she says oh and how many stops in between... i looked at her and said just the traffic light unless you want him to speed and run all those too... i walked away for a bit while wil talked to her...  then i walked back up front and she's STILLLL complaining like that would make this process go any faster...  i asked her if she wanted to talk to my boss and she said yes.  she picks up the business card and asks if his name is jim i said yup.. she dials this stores number... eeediot... i call jim on the store line and tell him that mrs cowan wants to discuss my attitude problem with him... he laughs... she goes on and on and on about me... he gets back on the phone and laughs... just get her out of the store he says..  lol... i told him the whole story... hehe... stupid bitch... so she's still up front waiting for nick to get here and wil tells me how i'm not allowed to act like this to customers... i told him that if she thinks it's okay to walk into a business and treat another person in this world the way she did then i can treat her the same right back.. i would never be so rude to a person. ever.  Nick finally gets here and instead of instantly grabbing the pants and bringing them to the front of the store he's complaining that the rack isn't back. i said where are the pants... he said on the truck i start to head for the truck and he's like well GO GET THEM YOURSELF THEN... i said i will. i open the truck door and nick says i'm gonna wrinkle things... this coming from the person that carries 20 piece in one hand over his shoulder on the regular... i said she cannot wait... he says she can wait another minute... i'm glad wil was at least there to witness that...  she finally leaves not saying a word... as if the sky is falling because she didn't get her pants... wow.... a fucking pair of pants... this lady is the definition of CUNT... it's people like her that battered woman's shelters are in existence for....

anyways... it's now 4:03pm

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